Doctor, will you testify in court as to my sanity? Someone is sneaking into my house while I sleep, stealthing to my bedside and bending the frames of of my glasses so they sit crookfaced cockeyed when I put them on in the morning. Either that or my head is shifting shape during the night. Perhaps… I should not be telling you this. People have turned on me for far less than these obvious dustings of paranoid schizophrenia.